I Like Children - Fried.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.