I Like Children - Fried.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason