I Like Children - Fried.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.