I Like Children - Fried.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.