I Like Children - Fried.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck