I Spent Half My Money On Gambling,

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.