I Write My Scripts Short And They

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

I Don't Object To Nine Aces In One Deck. But When A Man Lays Down Five Aces In One Hand... And Besides, I Know What I Dealt Him!

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!