I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.