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Marry An Outdoors Woman. Then If You Throw Her Out Into The Yard On A Cold Night, She Can Still Survive.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.