I'm Searching For Loopholes.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.