My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Never Work With Animals Or Children.