If At First You Don't Succeed, Try,

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.