Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.