Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.