Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine