I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.

When Asked To Borrow Money: "i'll See What My Lawyer Says. . . . And If He Says Yes, I'll Get Another Lawyer.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.