I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.