I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.