I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.