I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.