I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Drink Therefore I Am.