I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

The Only Thing A Lawyer Won't Question Is The Legitimacy Of His Mother.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.