I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.