I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.