I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.