Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.