Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Once Donated A Pint Of My Finest Red Corpuscles To The Great American Red Cross And The Doctor Opined My Blood Was Very Helpful; Contained So Much Alcohol They Could Use It To Sterilize Their Instruments.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?