It's What You Do That Counts And

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.