I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough.

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .