I Drink Therefore I Am.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.