If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas