If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.