If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!