You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.