You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll Drink Breakfast Together!

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine