You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.