You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.