Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast