Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.