Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

Just Like My Uncle Charlie Used To Say, Just Before He Sprung The Trap: He Said, "you Can't Cheat And Honest Man! Never Give A Sucker An Even Break Or Smarten Up A Chump!

The Income Tax Was Devised To Give Lawyers And Certified Public Accountants Business. Few Persons Can Make Head, Tail, Or Middle Out Of It. Einstein Admitted He Couldn't.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.