Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

I've Been Barbecued, Stewed, Screwed, Tattooed, And Fried By People Claiming To Be My Friends. The Human Race Has Gone Backward, Not Forward, Since The Days We Were Apes Swinging Through The Trees.