Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.