All The Men In My Family Were

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.