All The Men In My Family Were

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.