All The Men In My Family Were

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.