I Can Do Anything I Want To

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.