I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.