The Best Thing To Break Is A

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.