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Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.