A Merry Christmas To All My Friends

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 3000 B. C.