A Merry Christmas To All My Friends

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!