A Merry Christmas To All My Friends

What A Gorgeous Day. What Effulgent Sunshine. It Was A Day Of This Sort The Mcgillicuddy Brothers Murdered Their Mother With An Axe.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.