Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.