I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

All My Available Funds Are Completely Tied Up In Cash.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

Christmas At My House Is Always At Least Six Or Seven Times More Pleasant Than Anywhere Else. We Start Drinking Early. And While Everyone Else Is Seeing Only One Santa Claus, We'll Be Seeing Six Or Seven.