I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

Try Till You Succeed...if You Don't Succeed Once, Then Destroy All Evidence Of The Fact That You Tried!