A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

I Didn't Say The Meat Was Tough. I Said I Didn't See The Horse That Is Usually Outside.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.