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I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.