A Rich Man Is Nothing But A

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.