I've Never Hit A Woman In My

When You Wake Up In The Morning, Smile - And Get It Over With.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.