I've Never Hit A Woman In My

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!