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There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

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I Certainly Do Not Drink All The Time. I Have To Sleep You Know.