I've Never Hit A Woman In My

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.