I've Never Hit A Woman In My

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.