List of Garry Shandling Quotes

My First Appearance As A Guest On The Tonight Show Was In '81.

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

I Don't Know How To Ground Myself Without The Other Actor Present.

I'm Good In Bed, Actually, And I Think I Could Learn To Be A Good Communicator, Too. The Only Trouble With That Is It Leads To Marriage.

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

The Comic Strip Is What I Looked At, And It's Another Reason I Did It. The Comic Strip, Where Animals Would Comment On Human Behaviour, Interested Me.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

First Of All, I'm Not The Kind Of Guy That Likes To Rehash The Show And So Forth And So On.

I Am Pretty Tenacious As A Perfectionist In Terms Of Getting Something Right.