First Of All, I'm Not The Kind

I'm Very Loyal In Relationships. Even When I Go Out With My Mom I Don't Look At Other Moms.

Carol Burnett Was Particularly Funny. She Swore For The First Time On Television On Larry Sanders.

Which Is, I'm An Optimist That Two People Can Be Together To Work Out Their Conflicts. And That Commitment, I Think, Might Be What Love Is, Because They Both Grow From Their Relationship.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.