Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?