My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So,

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why Wouldn't He Use His Last Name?

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.