Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I

I Think I Look Great In Green, And I'm Going To Start Wearing More Green.

I Once Made Love For An Hour And Fifteen Minutes, But It Was The Night The Clocks Are Set Ahead.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

I Don't Know How To Ground Myself Without The Other Actor Present.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.