I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently,

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I Sold My House This Week. I Got A Pretty Good Price For It, But It Made My Landlord Mad As Hell

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.

I Am Pretty Tenacious As A Perfectionist In Terms Of Getting Something Right.