I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

I Don't Know Why Men Are So Fascinated With Television And I Think It Has Something To Do With - If I May Judge From My Own Father, Who Used To Sit And Stare At The Tv While My Mother Was Speaking To Him - I Think That's A Man's Way Of Tuning Out.

In The Year 2525, That Song Will Be Even Less Popular Than When It First Came Out.

I'm Not A Party Guy. I Don't Carouse Very Much.

The Only Way I Would Go Back To Hosting Would Be If It Were Something Entirely New. It Would Prevent Me From Wanting To Host A Standard-fare Kind Of Talk Show.