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I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.