After Making Love I Said To My

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

I'm Very Loyal In A Relationship. Any Relationship. When I Go Out With My Mom, I Don't Look At Other Moms And Go, "i Wonder What Her Macaroni And Cheese Tastes Like."

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.