I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.