Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.