Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.