Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.