Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?