I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.