I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.