I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.