Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It

I Drink Therefore I Am.

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Have Been In The Entertainment Business Some Forty-three Years, And I Have Never Said Anything Detrimental Or Anything That Might Be Construed As Belittling Any Race Or Religion. I Would Be A Sucker To Do So Because You Can't Insult The Customers.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.