Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

First Prize Was A Week In Philadelphia. Second Prize Was Two Weeks.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason