The World Is Getting To Be Such

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.