Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.