Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.