Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast