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I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.

All Englishmen Talk As If They've Got A Bushel Of Plums Stuck In Their Throats, And Then After Swallowing Them Get Constipated From The Pips.

I Like Children - Fried.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.