Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.