I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

The Funniest Thing About Comedy Is That You Never Know Why People Laugh. I Know What Makes Them Laugh But Trying To Get Your Hands On The Why Of It Is Like Trying To Pick An Eel Out Of A Tub Of Water.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

I Drink Therefore I Am.