I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.