I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.