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Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

Some People Are Born Losers; Others Acquire The Knack Gradually.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.